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  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Drive By by Train
  • Eating: Strawberries
  • Drinking: Wataa
I dare any of you Deviants to try these in public. :iconbadassplz:

~In Public~
1.) Make Vanilla Pudding. Put in Mayo Jar. Eat in Public.
2.) Clean an Empty Cleanex Bottle. Pour Blue Gatorade in it. Drink in Public.
3.) Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out Lemons to People in Public.
4.) Hire 2 Private Investigators. Get them to follow each other.
5.) Fill a condom up with water and leave it on a busy side walk. Observe the results.
6.) Keep a squirt gun in your car and have it loaded at all times.
7.) Play flash light tag in a crowded place at night.
8.) Freely distribute mini bottles of blowing bubbles in crowded public places.
9.) Get to school early one day and if you can get into your classroom you can do this. Write out the biggest, most ridiculous assignment on the board. Also include an impossible deadline and huge penalty if they don't finish the assignment. Watch the look on your classmates face when they come into the class in the morning and realize what is on the board.
10.) Go into the adult section of a video store with a friend and comment loudly on the titles you have seen and the how great the actors were.
11.) Act out a skit with multiple people at the bus stop, in a bank or some other public place.
12.) Print up a bunch of "lost pet" signs, instead make signs for a missing grilled cheese sandwich or your imaginary friend Steve.Tape them up in lots of public places, and make sure people see you doing it.  Be sure to look very sad.
13.) Put on a business suit and walk around a toy store playing with the toys really enthusiastically until they ask you to leave.
14.) Sit in a large cardboard box on the side of the road with a sign that says, "Why lie? I need a BEER!!"
15.) Get involved in a Flash Mob.
16.) Do a few laps in the next revolving door you encounter.
17.) Chase things that go by and when people ask you why say "It was shiny."
18.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, " I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"
19.) If you find a surveillance camera - just dance in front of it until they kick you out - if that doesn't work try some naughtiness.
20.) Major in Philosophy. Dress up in a fancy business suit/ formal wear. Ask people why they would like fries with that, while holding a clipboard.
21.) Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
22.) Run into store, and ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "IT WORKED!'" and run out cheering.
~At The Mall or Some Other Store~
1.) Climb into a window display and pose
2.) Do the Peewee Herman Dance on a table in a food court
3.) Go into a fitting room and yell really loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
4.) Go into a store all dressed up with some friends and give the appearance you are a movie star, see how many people you can convince - have some bodyguards in suits with walkie-talkies
5.) Go to the make-up section of stores in malls and give yourself a new look
6.) Go shopping wearing your bathing suit or bikini, flippers and swim goggles then go scuba diving in the water fountain for change
7.) Walk the opposite way on the escalator
8.) Play frisbee or catch in the mall
9.) Test drive a remote control car out in the mall - see how long it takes before somebody says "Stop that"
10.) Have a sumo wrestling match in the middle of a mall.
11.) Have a scavenger hunt.
12.) Get all your friends to put on their Halloween Costume from last year.
13.)Start your own flash mob with your friends from school using Twitter or Myspace.
14.)Get a bunch of girlfriends and do the most hideous makeup job imaginable and then go shopping like that is your normal look.
15.)Start a workout routine that takes you running through the mall.
16.)Hide in the clothes racks, and when people walk by, or browse at the racks, change your voice and say "Buy me!", "Pick me!" or something of that sort.
17.)Hum the "Mission Impossible" theme loudly in a retail store.
18.)Keep a mini water gun with you when you go to the mall. Inconspicuously shoot people as they walk by and watch for their reactions
19.)On a cold day get a big blanket and walk around an outdoor mall saying to different people "I'm warmer than you!"
20.)Play the keyboard at the organ store.
21.)Put on a white smock and find a ruler and a clipboard. Spend the afternoon asking strangers to let you measure parts of them.
22.)Stick a price tag on yourself and sit on a shelf.
23.)Do an Improv Comedy skit at the mall or the bus stop.
24.)Do something ridiculous and then post it on Youtube or Facebook.
25.)Write deep questions on the toilet paper at a public washroom.
26.)Chase imaginary things down the road and when people ask you what you are doing - tell them you saw something shiny.
~In An Elevator~
1.) Take a little bell out of your pocket. Start ringing it, and say "Unclean! Unclean!"
2.) When you get off the elevator, whisper to the others who stayed on, "I'd get off the elevator NOW if I were you."
3.) When the other people in the elevator leave, yell "SHARON!"
4.) Hum the "Mission Impossible" theme, speak into your lapel and say "Right, Jim".
5.) When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
6.) Sit with a desk, pencil cup and a telephone in the elevator. When someone walks in, ask if they have an appointment
7.) Push a button, pretend it gave you a shock. Smile and go back for more.
8.) Ask the others in the elevator which floor they're going to, but push the wrong buttons.
9.) Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on.
10.) Hold the doors open as if you're waiting for a friend, but then let it close. Say to nobody, "Hey, Wally, how's it been?"
11.) Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine!"
12.) Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking.
13.) When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon."
14.) Call out "Group Hug!", and then enforce it. Also smile like a total creeper! :icongrinfaceplz:
15.) Open your purse slightly and say, "Do you have enough air in there?"
16.) Tell one of the other passengers that you're sorry, but you're going to have to let him go.
17.) Shave.
18.) Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
19.) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
20.) Sit in the corner with your legs held to your chest in a missionary position with your back facing everybody. Repeatedly say to yourself, "I wish I was never born."
21.) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
22.) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
23.) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
24.) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
25.) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
26.) Frown and mutter "Gotta go, Gotta go" then sigh and say "Oops!"
27.) Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
28.) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
29.) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
30.) Start a sing-along.
31.) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
32.) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33.) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
34.) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
35.) Call one of your friends, put it on speaker and the both of you talk super loud like two ghetto people.
36.) Call one of your friends, put it on speaker, and act like you're both from Jersey Shore and have those annoying stereotypical Jersey accents.
37.) Say DING at each floor.
38.) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
39.) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
40.) Make weird sounds like animals or even creepy sex noises every 15 seconds.
~Things to do at a Fast Food Restaurant~
1.) Go up to the counter and ask for something from a different fast food outlet. e.g. Go up to a McDonalds counter and ask for a Whopper then when they say they don't sell them yell out "SHIT!" really loud. Then say, so everyone can hear you, "I guess I'll go to KFC and get a Big Mac then".
2.) Give confusing orders such as "Can I have an Orange Coke and a Small Medium fries?"
3.) For this one you will need a friend with a uniform from one of these fast food places. Go in carrying a sack with "Blood" (try using tomato sauce) dripping out of the bottom and say at top pitch. "WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE COW HOOVES?!?" and get your friend to go "Yep over here." and hand you a twenty dollar bill.
4.) Sit down at a table and try to shoot spitballs into peoples food using a straw.
5.) Ask for the kids meal and sit down at a table playing with the toy and making loud sound effects or try making a voice of the toy.
6.) Keep falling off your chair and laughing hysterically about it and then after about 10 times fall off again but this time look sternly at the chair and say "It's not funny anymore."
7.) If they have music playing quietly through speakers say "I love this song", get on top of the table and start singing along using your drink as a microphone.
8.) When there's a really long line take forever to decide what you want then ask the cashier what they think is good and if when they tell you say "Yeah, like I'm gonna take advice from a Cashier" and leave the restaurant.
9.) When there are plenty of tables, sit down with a family and join in the discussion as though you know them.
10.) Play in the kiddy playground.
11.) Dress up as a business man/woman, get a clipboard, walk up to the Manager and say "Surprise Health Inspection!" Watch the results.
12.) If they have a T.V. showing what the security cameras see then walk past, stop step back and say "OH MY GOD, I'M ON TV!" and dance around saying "Hi Mom" for fifteen minutes.
13.) Say your the food critic from the local paper and see if you get free food.
14.) Walk up to the counter, jump over to the other side of it, and start taking orders. See if anyone does anything about it.
15.) Just sit there eating calmly and then stop and stare out the window in horror and yell "THEY'RE COMING, THEY'RE COMING!!!" and hide under the table.
16.) Pay for you meal with coins. Just coins.
17.) Start a Food Fight!
18.) When there's a really long line, give a large order and when they tell you how much it is say "No, you're wrong!" so that they repeat to you what you bought and ask you if that's what you ordered then you say "Yes, that's what I ordered but that's not the right price for it!" argue for as long as you want then finally pull out a calculator and figure it out yourself then frown do it again and say "My mistake", pay and walk off with your food.
19.) When they give you your order and its sitting there on the counter, look at it, look at them, and say "I'm at that table over there." and go and sit down.
~During An Exam~
What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)
15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that) (LOL, me either)
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Act spazzy
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
43. Cross-Dress.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
46. Accept your F by saying "See, me and you, we're like this. I knew the grade I was going to get even before I got it. Always thinkin!" Then, while tapping you're head while looking back at your teacher, run into a door.
47. Bring a water gun, go up to the teacher and say,"Give me the answers and no one gets wet."
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:iconmomoabyss:
MomoAbyss Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE YOU. God, I needed this. x<D
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KimiTheChimi Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DON'T DO THE CLEANEX ONE
IT WILL HARM YOU AS THE PARTICLES LEFT IN THE BOTTLE ARE STILL THERE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU WASH IT
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Gemmy2Shoes Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Make a fake Cleanex bottle then? c:
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KimiTheChimi Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
maybe B)
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snowypuppy Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Nice dares! I'm gonna try one of them cause im crazy. :iconicameplz:
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Gemmy2Shoes Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks! c: I wish you the best of luck and hope you don't get in trouble!
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ShadowFelix Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What year is it? IT WORKS! i belive im going to do a cosplay...and do that in public. I should get it recorded. U have a incredible mind. (and the elevater ideas! OH MY GASH!)
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Gemmy2Shoes Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awh shucks! You're too kind! Hope your trolling goes well! c: 
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ShadowFelix Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed
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mylastel Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012
Whoa! There's a lot of nice things here to try. =D Hehe! I should try some of it one day! :boogie:
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